TWO IF BY SEA BD

Lowlife thief Frank (Denis Leary) thought he'd finally made a six-figure score with the painting he swiped, and decided he'd turn the weekend drop to an unknown buyer in Nova Scotia into a romantic getaway with too-patient cashier girlfriend Roz (Sandra Bullock). Unfortunately, the canvas is a Matisse worth 40 times what he thought-and a collar-hungry FBI agent (Yaphet Kotto) is ready to pounce. Off-the-wall romp co-stars Stephen Dillane, Mike Starr, Michael Badalucco. 96 min. Widescreen; Soundtrack: English.